I'm a mess.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:20 -0400

punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:57 -0400

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

flawfulll: sexceptional: HOLY FUCK FOR A SECOND THAT LOOKED...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:30 -0400

flawfulll:

sexceptional:

HOLY FUCK FOR A SECOND THAT LOOKED LIKE JACK AND I WAS ABOUT TO KILL A BITCH

HAHAHAHAHA LISA ^

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:20:34 -0400

whores: jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: uns...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:56 -0400

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

earthlynation: Lion

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:36 -0400

earthlynation:

Lion

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:10:57 -0400

It’s so sad that I can’t even pick up something sharp without thinking..

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:10:52 -0400

It’s so sad that I can’t even pick up something sharp without thinking..

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:10:52 -0400

It’s so sad that I can’t even pick up something sharp without thinking..

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Wed, 22 May 2013 06:24:18 -0400

ekkieswords: so this happened..

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:22:55 -0400

ekkieswords:

so this happened..

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:35 -0400

CLICK FOR 1000+ MORE FOLLOWERS!

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:15:30 -0400

CLICK FOR 1000+ MORE FOLLOWERS!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:11 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:30 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:17:58 -0400

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:17:42 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

darker-moons: completetranquillity: the-secret-stache: forever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:33:34 -0400

darker-moons:

completetranquillity:

the-secret-stache:

forever90s:

A Profound moment in any Lizzie McGuire fan’s childhood.

we all shipped them before we even knew what shipping was

^^

Today, someone asked me if I was okay and told me if I ever needed to talk she would be there for me...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:47 -0400

Today, someone asked me if I was okay and told me if I ever needed to talk she would be there for me because she knows what it feels like to be alone..